“My job makes us food before each shift. Meet the zucchini hot dog.”
“I asked my wife to tidy up my neck with the clippers. Yes, we are still married.”
“I dropped my phone and now all my photos are blue-ish.”
“What they call a ’cheese’ burger”
“I dropped the tuna can in the sink.”
“Must have dropped my keys after I locked my car. I came back to this.”
“In a boot with a broken foot on day 7 of 24 of my dream tour of the UK”
“This one escaped her pen last night and found my AirPod pros. Can’t be mad at that face though..”
"This guy is buying up a ton of VR systems to re-sell at a higher price."
“Can I just paint over this sh#t? I’m so mad lol”
“The Courier ruined my degree.”
“Sent a huge paint can flying in my car yesterday when I had to brake suddenly. This was not how my day was supposed to go.”
“Someone ripped the Subaru emblem off the front of my car.”
“Tightened my ovens handle a bit too tight. Friendly reminder that hand tight can be tight enough sometimes.”
“Just chilling on the bed less than an hour after checking into my room, and I hear the almightiest noise in the bathroom.”
“So much for changing the battery.”
“Lil smokees anyone? With a side of spider…”
“Upgraded my room for an extra $30 per night to get the fallsview. Look at this morning view.”
Not you, obviously. Now go away.
Well, technically...
nothing a Nilfisk can't fix
#22 Get a magnet
#35 You put those pieces together backward