“I told my wife my cat doesn’t need expensive toys. Cat proves my point.”
“It was supposed to be a pizza.”
“I love our new house...except for this.”
“My Uber driver got his ’portable toilet’ sitting inches away from my foot.”
"One of those very challenging situations"
“I am currently locked in my bathroom, I can’t get out.”
“My $330 piece of glass was okay, but seriously?!”
“They forgot to give me the rib in my McRib...guess it’s just the Mc now.”
“My roommate’s dog found one of my AirPods.”
“It was a bad day for a backpack.”
“The way my cup broke”
“In addition to the screaming children, I also get feet.”
"Not the best morning to have..."
“I found a grasshopper leg in my frozen peas after we had already eaten half the bag earlier today.”
“I opened my Halloween Kinder egg and got 2 of the same part.”
“How she cuts lemons...”
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Guess last night was chili night...
Yeah, the door is open!
#6 The key doesn't like You.
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