"If You Have A Gender Reveal Party And Leave Confetti Everywhere For People To Pick Up, F@#k You"
"I Pulled The Foil Off Of This To See What Was In It, And It Was Empty. And Still In The Fridge"
"Don't Even Get Me Started On The People That Test Spray Paint Like This"
"My Roommate Throws Away Dishes So He Won’t Have To Do Them"
"People At The Dog Park I Go To Are Too Lazy To Put Their Poop Bags In The Trash Can So They Hang Them On The Fence"
"We Call This One, "The Landlord Supremo""
"I Will Pass On The Lunch Meat. Thanks Anyway. Too Lazy To Get A Ladder"
"This Idiot Hit Me While He Was Pulling Out Of A Gas Station, He Said He Didn't See Me"
"This Guy Wasn't About To Let 13 Inches Of Snow Or Laziness Stop Him From Getting To Work On Time"
"How My Ex Roommate Left Her Bathroom After Moving Out"
"My Neighbor Keeps Parking Her Car On Top Of My Garden Area Instead Of Her Driveway Because She's Too Lazy To Pull Her Trash Cans In"
"People Who Are Too Lazy To Remove Their Strings After Fishing Or Crabbing. So Many Animals Get Trapped In This And Die"
"I Tore My Rotator Cuff So My Husband Told Me He’d Finish The Interior Painting On Our Downstairs. He Says He’s Done"
"This Guy Ignored No Entry Sign And Drove On Wooden Pier, Because He Was Too Lazy To Carry Stuff On His DollyThis Guy Ignored No Entry Sign And Drove On Wooden Pier, Because He Was Too Lazy To Carry Stuff On His Dolly"
"Every Day This Lady Walks Her Dog And Throws It's Poop In The Same Tree"
"Lazy People Who Abandon Their Unwanted Groceries In The Freezer, Causing Them To Explode And Become Unsellable"
"Lady, Your Laziness Causes An Unnecessary Queue At The Exit Of Cardales"
...just shop where there isnt handicap lazy people. the first guy is mad about loose carts is fine but that sidewalk isnt for him because he had to have jumped the curb.
Although it is not mandatory to be able to see out the rear window (frost on the rear window would be OK), around here the cops will stop you and have you clear your car of snow. When snow flies off your car it is a hazard to others. Like snow on the roof falling down over the windshield when you brake, or flying off hitting others, especially when you meet a truck or make a sharp turn.
How is it you're still alive?
This might not just be laziness some subway systems are extremely deep and people might not feel like climbing multiple stories worth of stairs.
just excuses.
get a new boyfriend and neighbors
#16 easily fixable. Plant some nails and see if the rare nail-tree will sprout.
#21 Collect the bags, follow her home and put them in her mailbox. Make sure you squish them so they pop.
#21 Forget that, start chucking them at her.