"Good drivers miss their turns more often than bad drivers."
"Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in."
"Most of us have dead bodies in our refrigerators, they just aren’t people."
"When you travel, people seem friendlier because you are more open to conversation with strangers"
"You can’t get in a store and buy clothes if you don’t already own clothes"
"Since carbon dioxide is denser that oxygen, we lose weight when we breath."
"Every once in a while, far in the depths of a landfill, a packing bubble pops under finally too much pressure."
"Our Sun is a star in a constellation we will never see ."
"Most people want to live a long life, but most people don’t enjoy doing things that make life feel long."
"We put an incredible amount of trust in oven mitts"
"It’s more convenient for the bus to come 10 minutes late than 10 minutes early"
"One day the world will be at a point where their is no one left whose birth year starts with a one"
"When you fist someone, you’re technically wearing them as your glove."
"You’ve probably inadvertently made hundreds, if not thousands of people decide whether to fart or to hold it, simply by walking in their vicinity."
"Older televisions gave off that fuzzy static feeling when you touched the screen, and newer ones do not. Soon it will become a forgotten feeling."
"There’s no practical difference between 3 urinals and 4."
"The ad for the first tv with colors must’ve been in black and white."
"Being your own boss is great until you realize you’re the one who has to make you show up to work"
"There is probably a tastier bird that we’re missing out on bc evolution didn’t favor it"
"At some point in the future, geography will start to incorporate astronomy as humans travel further into outer space"
"Homeless people probably hate the general public more than how we view them because of the amount of stuff they see that we waste and throw in the garbage."
"All superheroes are villains if you’re a construction worker"
"In your dreams, you are laughing at your own jokes."
"There is an inverse relationship between how well you know someone and how much you clean your house before having them over."
"The ability to read minds initially seems cool until you realize it’s a passive ability like hearing. Meaning, you can’t just turn it on and off. You’d likely go insane if you remain around other people. At a minimum you’ll have major trust issues in every relationship."
"Giraffes probably don’t know what their own farts smell like."
"Your barber knows the back of your head better than you do."
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If a good driver notices that they are about to miss their turn they will continue down the road and look for a place to turn around, or just go around the block.
If a bad driver notices that they are about to miss their turn they will brake and/or veer suddenly to make the turn no matter how much mayhem they cause in the process.