’’I see your college and work toilet paper, and I raise you my community college half-ply paper.’’
“My pan’s handle is too heavy for it to stay flush with the stovetop.”
“These jeans/sweatpants my grandma bought our son for Christmas”
“I bought a pair of scissors. I still need a pair of scissors.”
“The basement entrance of our house — I’m 5’8”."
“We had to stop... We kept mixing up our pieces.”
“My hammer after I tried to pull out a nail”
“Women’s jeans, I want the rest of my pocket..
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