• Don't insult other visitors. Offensive comments will be deleted without warning.
• Comments are accepted in English only.
• No swearing words in comments, otherwise such comments will be censored.
• Your nickname and avatar are randomly selected. If you don't post comments for 7 days, they both are reset.
• To choose another avatar, click the ‘Random avatar’ link.
a construction cone on top of a cactus in the middle of a desert
#12 I’ve lived in a third world country. Unless you want chicken for dinner, don’t leave your window open. They can fly.
#15 “I just screwed up the under carriage of my car. Don’t care. I’ve got more money then God”. Yes “then”. That’s what someone like that would say.
#9. Girl: This is how we solve this! I’m going to go get a bucket!
Guy: Make me a sandwich while you’re there solving the problem.