“My new $1600 TV”
“Was walking to work in my brand new shoes when suddenly a piece of ice broke and sucked my leg knee deep into a fowl smelling pit of mud.”
“A woman used a gallon and a half of wiper fluid instead of oil”
“Someone tried to steal my car last night.”
“TIL slow cooking a ham overnight will still burn the sh#t out of it.”
’’That last turn before I arrived with the chili’’
’’I spent $11.75 growing tomatoes this year. Here’s my whole harvest!’’
’’A friend found his lost controller...’’
’’The bottle of sweet and sour sauce exploded in my bag.’’
’’I drove 1.5 hours out of our way to see Mount Rushmore. It was foggy when we got there.’’
’’I bought some clearance sale bread. Now I know why it was on sale.’’
’’My pepper grinder broke this morning.’’
’’So I found out that my shoes have a hole in them...at the urinal at work.’’
’’The new jar of Nutella my girlfriend tried to heat in the microwave’’
“I think my daughter still thinks it’s going to grow into something cute, she’s got a life lesson coming!”
“Forgot I was heating oil for French fries.”
“Waited in line for this rollercoaster for 2 hours, and when I finally got to the front, they said I was too tall.”
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You don't usually "let" them on the counter, usually you turn away for a second then there's a crash...
you CAN train them not to jump up, so ...
The right one is just not pulled down all the way, but yes it does look cooler.