“Just morning rush things”
“I guess the secret word is ’open sesame.’”
“My favorite part is that he appears to be trying to save some of the paint.”
“My mom confronted her coworker about how she parked on top of her car. But she claimed that there’s space between.”
“But it’s so cute, I’d forgive him.”
“One of the salsa bags in this box exploded.”
“I put it on the counter and my cat knocked it over, trying to get by.”
“I didn’t need coffee anyway!”
“Stepped on some queso to get something on the market shelf.”
“Forgot to put my mug on the stand — a great way to start the day.”
“I finished rolling my silverware after an 11-hour shift, only to have the drawer break and fall to the floor.”
“It’s 4:30 AM. I was woken up by my stomach and realized this too late.”
“These are only a few months old, the charger already broke.”
“They forgot to add the chocolate to my hot chocolate.”
“I dropped my cologne and it broke my toilet accidentally.”
“I guess I can’t go in now since my key broke.”
“My wife forgot she was making breakfast this morning.”
“FIL thought temp gauge was a timer.”
“Grandson was playing on the couch. His toy truck ramped up a couch cushion and this is the result”
“Just saw this in a parking lot. Pretty sure that’s not a good thing…”
“Turned off power for a week while travelling, forgot about food in fridge. Came back to this.”
“Teenager and friends said they left us “half of the pecan pie”"
“Rats ate their way into our work fridge over the weekend.”
“Did the dishes before leaving the house. Didn’t listen to my mom when she said “just buy more dishwasher pods, don’t use dish soap in a pinch”
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You don't usually "let" them on the counter, usually you turn away for a second then there's a crash...
you CAN train them not to jump up, so ...
The right one is just not pulled down all the way, but yes it does look cooler.