Galaxy petunia
’’This cabbage in my yard showing its fall colors’’
’’I got a cramp in the side of my hand, and you can actually see it.’’
’’My tomato got a cut while growing and stitched itself back together.’’
’’The tube on my expanding foam can crack, resulting in this mess. The glove is irremovable.’’
’’After 2 days of freezing rain, this mold came out.’’
’’In my new deck, I got these 2 cards that were mildly printed wrong.’’
’’This sunflower is growing out of the sidewalk.’’
’’My new kitten has an extra paw.’’
’’I left my artichoke out of the fridge, and it bloomed.’’
’’My morning coffee had a flying unicorn in it.’’
’’This sliced ham looks like it’s out of focus.’’
’’This lake has a hole in it.’’
“Store in LA has a life-like wax statue to deter break-ins.”
“Light pillars from ice crystals in cold air.”
“My new toilet seat glows in the dark.”
“The mailbox at my workplace is a defunct robot.”
“My paycheck showed up mysteriously toasted.”
“Someone rode a penny farthing to work today.”
“That alien lemon”