This girlfriend who gave her partner a haircut:
This boyfriend who had awful photo-cropping skills:
This boyfriend who cleaned the dishes and left the kitchen like this:
This boyfriend who threw out his trash at the home he shared with his partner like this:
This girlfriend who put a jar of Nutella in the microwave:
This boyfriend who smokes in the bathroom so often, he leaves the toilet paper covered in ash:
This boyfriend who broke their partner's stovetop with a cast-iron pan:
This girlfriend who refused to use a cutting board and left her boyfriend's kitchen counter looking like this:
This girlfriend who puts broken eggs back in the carton:
This boyfriend who left the toilet paper like this, which his partner discovered after they used the toilet and needed it most:
This boyfriend who made things harder than they had to be:
Not if she doesn't eat seed oils...
if seed isn't on the menu, then he SURELY dodged a bullet.