“I turn my back for one second and this kid turns his pants into a whole onesie.”
“My coworker just paved his driveway and his 2 y/o daughter fell in it”
“This is how I practice in order to style my daughter’s hair.”
“I put a magnifying plate up to my son’s face and it is just magnificent”
“My son wore his batman rain jacket to a local farm park. This peacock took it as a challenge.”
“Our 3-year-old just realized she has $23.”
“My son is only 5 days old and already has seen some life.”
“My papa asked my nana what she wants for their sixty-fifth anniversary. She said, ’Just you, my love, and a giant pizza.’”
“My daughter has been playing live soccer for 20 minutes with a controller and insists her team of red is winning.”
“My daughter called me a liar when I told her this was a phone.”
“My wife and I dressed up as our favorite scientists: Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.”
“My daughter found a fossil in our yard and wrapped it for me as a Christmas present.”
“My mom dressed up as my dad for Halloween. I think she nailed it.”
“My 13 year old daughter wants a nose ring for Christmas. I can hardly contain my excitement.”
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Lay off the meth. You'll be a nicer person for it.