“Told my wife that my cat doesn’t need expensive toys. Cat proves my point.”
“When you try to take a bath with hippos lurking.”
"I heard nature is relaxing, so I decided to incorporate the experience of rain inside the car."
“Printed the notepad, boss”
“All drains in my school are above floor level.”
“So glad my power and internet lines could stop this tree from falling and hurting itself.”
"This sink does foot and floor cleaning, all at the same time!"
"Who needs the luxurious double-sheet toilet paper when they’re staying at a $450-a-night hotel?"
“Hotel room light switch hidden behind pillows, so you wake up inexplicably in the middle of the night.”
“The button for colors is a white shirt, and the button for whites is a black shirt.”
“This double-sided exit sign”
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#31 This is what happens when you purchase your house plans from wish.com.
common keyboard in Belgium and France