"Glitter on toilet paper — not ideal but looks pretty."
“My dog ripped open her toy shark and the squeaker inside is a foot.”
“You’re supposed to sit on its nose.”
“Tie-dye socks that look like someone used them as toilet paper”
“When you need to turn on your AC, you’ll have to open your cabinets.”
"A combination of a sushi train and a boat sailing on air"
"A mouse pad as the carpet for the bathroom"
"Even a milk carton is hard to open, and it’s supposed to be the easy kind."
“This glass bottle in a vending machine”
“A subtle imprint left from the cup lid on my full cream chocolate shake!”
“A bowling ball without holes”
"An outlet located near the stove might cause an accident and can’t be used."
“My mom bought a strawberry-scented minion shampoo for my little brother.”
“My infant whale tub looks like it’s seen a few things.”
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No need for name calling. Bowling balls come that way from the factory.