“Our local rat catcher had babies! Welcome to the pest control crew, little buddy.”
“Fresh strube 2.0”
“Had a buddy text me this today”
“I accidentally dropped my hat in the fryer”
“Happy Friday.”
“Dough’s ready chef”
“Spatulas... now with new ergonomic grip handles!”
“Grilled coffee — The latest craze?”
“Recent snowstorm hit, and our dishie decided to make a snowman. He’s our mascot now.”
“Is this considered clean and up to health standards?”
“Every single person is refusing to put away clean dishes... Let’s see how this goes.”
“You know the sushi hibachi restaurant is good when they prep on a washer machine!”
“You’re doin’ great, bud.”
“Asked the new guy to put the order of buns away in the walk-in.”
“What a great way to start the weekend.”
“Thought I would share my cooks’ little setup for the world cup.”
“Spilled milkshake the other morning.”
“Turns out the closer just left me a pizza in the oven.”
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