“Cat bed instructions: “your cat will figure it out”
"This extra fancy porta-potty."
“Worn down escalator landing: left foot vs right foot.”
“A string of 6 mini wheats I found in the box.”
“Aurora borealis seen outside of a plane window.”
“The back of my vacuum looks like a dude with dreads.”
“The amount of juice left after straining out all the pulp from a “High Pulp” bottle of orange juice.”
“This 1956 truck looks brand new”
“Sunshine reflected off of a small mirror and scorched my boss’s truck.”
“Every egg in this carton had double yolks.”
“Machine to practice CPR while waiting for a flight at Indianapolis airport”
“This snow puppy my wife casually threw together.”
“This door to nowhere at my university”
“They sell cereal milk at my bodega.”
“This photo makes my friend look like a cardboard cutout.”
“This can of beer that is labeled “regular beer”.”
“A local pizzeria started using a dough ball instead of the plastic thingies to keep the pizza intact”
“A really old dollar that I got in some change.”
"...crushing onto the pizza...to keep the pizza intact."
Get it? "Mon"? Cuz' he's Jamaican, and he has dreads?
My gawd...it hurts to be this funny!
#14 Honestly! That's just commercialized cheating. You have to 'earn' your cereal milk by finishing your cereal in the bowl.