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Tried to put fire cracker in pressure cooker. Exploded before was able to lock lid in place.
#22 ey, mon. how you be a breakin' your ankles? you wouldn't believe it, mon, dig it!
#22 I mean.
"Trained professionals"
#22 Ever wanted to know what a wrecking ball slamming against your shins felt like, but didn't know how to achieve this?
"Hold my beer......."
#25 Captain America: "Huh?"
Other guy: "I wanna touch yer @$$."
Captain America: You wanna kick my @$$!?"
Other guy: "No! I wanna TOUCH your @$$."
Captain America: Oh! So you think you can kick my @$$???
Other guy: (sigh)
No proper pistol training. No safety rules. Lifethreatening for himselves and others. Keep your booger hook off the trigger!