"My Aunt “Adopted” An Elephant For Me As A Christmas Present And Her Last Known Location Was Recorded In August. I Can Only Imagine What Happened"
"My Knee Went Septic On Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas Everyone"
"My Sister Spent Her Own Money For A New TV For My Dad On Christmas Opened It And Turned It On And We See This"
"Sainsbury's Christmas Tree Picture vs. Reality"
"Just When We Had Saved Up Enough For Our Kids' Christmas"
"Opened The Mailbox Expecting Christmas Cards And Instead Got My Ambulance Bill From An Auto Accident In July. Merry Christmas"
"I Am Dre, Aiming Of A White Christmas"
"My Dog Chewed Through The Gift Card I Just Received On Christmas"
"The Christmas Cakes Just Arrived... A Little Late, Thanks Post Office"
"My Gram Sent A Card With $200 For Christmas. It Finally Came Today Like This"
"Christmas Seems To Be Taking A Long Time To Come This Year"
"My Initials Are DT, Husband's Is FT. My Poor, Sweet Dad Gave Us This Stationary For Christmas"
"Going For An Oil Change. Shop Drops My Truck Into Their Bay. Merry Christmas Everyone"
"My Wife Bought This $9 Christmas Ornament"
"Just Wanted To End Christmas With A Nice Hot Shower"
"Heating Emergency During Christmas. But Not The Kind You Think Of"
"So This Just Happened. Now We Have To Find Take Out At 7 Pm On Christmas Eve"
"Christmas Present From My Very Karen Grandma To My African American Wife"
"Pants I Got For Christmas Came With The Security Tag"
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If those black pearls are old, the grandmother is gifting something she loves to someone she loves.... how is that a bad thing?