“This lady put her whole foot on my mom’s seat.”
“Third straw down and still not finished with my smoothie...”
“This guy wasn’t about to let 13 inches of snow or laziness stop him from getting to work on time.”
“The way my 15-year-old son eats wings”
“This is how the baggage handlers returned my luggage to me.”
“The ’chork,’ a bad fork and terrible chopsticks”
“Whoever invented these teeny tiny tabs on seals, you are not my friend.”
“The way my wife ’replaces’ the toilet paper”
“Brand new, it was 50% off. I didn’t realize it would be so literal.”
“The way my brother decided to have a bite of pie”
“I have to look at this every time I go shopping.”
“This is how our delivery pizza came sliced.”
“I only asked for a drizzle of BBQ and mayo.”
“My wife came across this at a thrift shop.”
“A tufted style bench but made of concrete”
“The bike handlebar door knob on this apartment building”
“My boyfriend’s snow pants have a tape measure printed on them.”
“Urinals with a soft headrest”
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