’’When getting dressed in the dark only to look down upon getting to work."
“Had to check and see if there was pressure in the pipe. Well yes, there was. P.S., It’s black car paint.”
“Does this make my cat an abstract expressionist?”
“My ring that I got from my deceased grandfather just broke while I was cleaning up.”
“Just rented an RV for the weekend, forgot to take off the glass when cooking.”
“Wife went to a Christmas party tonight at a former premier league stadium. This is the meal they paid £35 for.”
“My view of the band”
"“Buy some hay,” she said. “It will be cool for the fall decorations,” she said."
“Mistakes were made.”
“How do I start clearing my balcony without getting snow all over the carpet?”
“Ordered pizza last night, and woke up to this. I know I didn’t forget to tip!”
“The result of me trying to flip my puzzle so I could tape it.”
“What is wrong with people? Open your own mail!”
“Vending machine took my money, poured sugar in the cup, and said enjoy your drink.”
“This handicapped toilet.”
"Someone unwrapped my Christmas present."
"Perfect meal perfectly ruined."
“What I found in my fortune cookie.”
“I guess I was too stressed for my stress ball.”
“I broke my grandma’s favorite cutting board with a pizza cutter.”
“Hospital ’leadership’ gave this to their nurses for their Christmas bonus.”
“This was my first attempt at making cute unicorn cupcakes for my kid’s birthday.”
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Why are you adding sesame seeds to apple pie? (Honest question, other than pictures of people messing it up I've never heard of this...)
Because she has no idea how to bake.
That is a crime itself
Only 6 rsvp'd, so it's only meant for 6, not 12. Also, it's just snacks, not meant to be a meal.