“My Girlfriend tried to add some sesame seeds to an Apple Pie.”
“Thought I was ordering a burger with “warm beer cheese sauce, Applewood smoked bacon, smoky honey mustard, crispy fried onions, pickles, and a slice of muenster cheese on pretzel bun.” But apparently you have to select all of the ingredients individually on Grubhub. Oh and a two hour wait + overpaid.”
“Didn’t get wheel & tire warranty when I bought my new car because I never got a flat tire before and thought I was saving money. This is the second flat tire I get within 2 weeks, and both times my wheels were almost destroyed. And I’ve had my car for only a month.”
“We’ve all seen these posts. Well, invited 12 couples. RSVP from 6 couples. Currently 0 couples. More for us on NYE!”
“After working 3 positions and managing 20 employees, here’s my work christmas gift.”
“Our sweet 7 year old dog has a new fireworks phobia thanks to the neighbor who just had to shoot illegal fireworks off above our house.”
“If you start cooking beef Wellington at 23:30, your pan will crack at exactly midnight of the new year.”
“Took my new Subaru off-road, got stuck in the mud miles from the road.”
“1100 dollars to replace a door that wouldn’t close all the way… for a nice door that doesn’t close all the way.”
“Ants got inside my tv”
“Happy New Year to us. Someone smashed our brick mailbox.”
“This clip was broken off in my assigned seat on a Christmas Eve flight. We couldn’t take off until it was repaired by a licensed mechanic.”
“Someone ran over a spray can on the highway. Lucky me.”
“Dropped my airpod in the garage.”
“Grand Canyon view after renting a car and driving 3.5 hours to see it.”
Why are you adding sesame seeds to apple pie? (Honest question, other than pictures of people messing it up I've never heard of this...)
Because she has no idea how to bake.
That is a crime itself
Only 6 rsvp'd, so it's only meant for 6, not 12. Also, it's just snacks, not meant to be a meal.