“My 8-year-old sister dropped an entire pack of cookies in my car, and I told her to clean it all. 15 minutes later, I come back to this.”
“My toddler figured out how to circumvent the child lock on her snack drawer, before she learned to talk.”
"My son had his first Toblerone today. “What’s the bear for?”
Me: “what bear?” . I was today years old when I found out there’s a bear in the Toblerone logo."
“My girlfriend writes Santa letters to kids who write Santa a letter. This one kid was very candid with his behavior this year.”
“My kid is working on a Marco Polo PowerPoint for school and I snapped this pic over his shoulder. Needless to say, I’m very proud.”
“I told my son get in the bath and no iPad as it’ll get wet. Genius.”
“The ladder my 4-year-old son built to steal hidden candy”
“I used the guest bath today. My 3-year-old has solved the age-old splashing water problem.”
“My kid might be a genius. Now I want one.”
“My 3-year-old used a card to try to jimmy the child lock gate. Which is why we now have 2 locks.”