This grocery store that puts stickers over media characters on any packaging that's marketed to children:
This school's homework on metaphors that uses Tupac Shakur's poetry as an example:
These cat bed instructions that are the cutest thing I've ever seen:
This tall, skinny snowman made with buckets:
This company whose shipping boxes are marked as "all-purpose flour" to deter people from stealing:
This plant that grew out of a carpet:
This view of the aurora borealis from an airplane:
This moldy ricotta that's actually kind of pretty:
This vacuum cleaner that looks like the Predator:
This cloud that looks like a hat:
This apple with an apple on it (meta):
This Minnesota creek that's a winter wonderland:
This donut shop that's shaped like a Krispy Kreme box:
This person's homemade "cheese cave":
This gigantic Toblerone:
These $1,000 cigars at Walgreens:
This adorable soy sauce device:
This oven's Sabbath setting:
This person's (extremely dope) wall-mounted rotary phone collection:
And finally, this imprinted skin that looks like nude leggings:
Keeping with the theme, they also gave it a tiny game library lmao
Yeah. And for a long time there was also a requirement that they be single, with no children.
#17 even new these never stopped rolling.
#38 Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't f***ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t DON'T F***ING ROLL!