"One Of My Parents Decided To Wash My Le Creuset And Place It Like This To Dry. I'm Literally Crying. I Said A Thousand Times For Them Not To Touch It"
"My Brother “Salted” The Driveway"
"My Fiance Refuses To Finish A Bottle Of Coke Before Opening Another"
"My Wife Kept Threatening To Throw Away My Favorite Pair Of Yard Work Shorts. Today I Found Them Like This"
"Oh, Let Me Just Put These Empty Eggshells Back In The Container. I Married A Savage"
"My Brother Was Mad Because I Wouldn't Let Him Have Anymore Candy After He Had Almost A Whole Bag. This Is What He Did. This Is My 1000-Dollar iPad That I Earned"
"This Is Where My Wife Keeps Her Teeth Things"
"My Wife Doesn’t Throw Her Trash Away Before Putting Her Dish In The Sink, So I Often End Up With This"
"My Husband Put This Much Milk Back In The Fridge"
"Wife Made Cupcakes, 8-Year-Old Ate The Frosting"
"My Brothers And Sister Chipped In To Get My Mom A Nice Set Of Kitchen Knives. Dad Used The Chef Knife To Pry Frozen Meat Apart And Cracked It"
"My Dad Said He Would Make Dinner Today And Grilled The Expensive Bullet Steak I Bought. This Is The Result"
"My Brother Only Eats The Cheese Packets In The Instant Mac And Cheese, And Then Puts It Back On The Shelf"
"I Left My Laptop On And Came Back To My Discord, Google Chat, Whatsapp, And Browser History Open. My Dad Was The Only One In The Room. Thanks, Dad"
"My Sister-In-Law Lives With Us And Uses Our Things. This Is How She Leaves My Peloton After Use Even After I've Mentioned It A Few Times"
"My Mom Wanted To Make Tea But Instead Of Asking For Help With The Electric Kettle She Microwaved My Chargeable Self Heating Mug And Caught It On Fire"
"I Refuse To Pick Up My Fiance's Dirty Socks After Telling Him Earlier This Week That It Annoys Me When He Leaves His Shoes And Socks In The Middle Of The Floor"
"My Dad Refuses To Clean Up The Dogs' Poop, But Goes Through The Effort Of Putting A Flag By Each Pile"
"I Just Have Done My Business, And My Boyfriend Left This"
"Stepped Out Of The Kitchen For A Moment And My Daughter Tried To Help Season The Potatoes"
"My Brother Dug Through The Ice Cream To Take All The Candy Out"
"My Partner Decided To Wash My Recently-Purchased Japanese Knife In The Dishwasher"
"My Wife Doesn't Get All The Ice Out Of One Tray Before Using Another"
"I Happily Obliged When My Wife Said She Would Mow The Grass"
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Must have been doing an interpretive dance routine while spreading the salt...
indeed, all of them cases for the loony bin
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
Also, normally these are whimsical and funny, this time some of these are legit abuse and the ops should go after monetary repayment in small claims court.
The pointy tip of the knife broke off.
don't threaten just do it.