"My Mom Made Me Threw Away This Good-Looking Cake Because It Was Given To Us By A Muslim Neighbour For Eid"
"My Husband Left This In The Bathroom For Me To Find. It's The Top Of A Tomato"
"My Mother Destroyed My PC Screen Because My Dogs Woke Her Up"
"My Partner Borrowed My Car For A Few Days, And Gave It Back Like This"
"My Kid Wanted To “Open” The Banana By Herself This Morning. Am I Raising A Serial Killer?"
"So My Brother Decided To Take His Anger Out On Something Of Mine"
"How My Husband Wrote The Date When He Opened This Orange Juice"
"I’m A Recovering Alcoholic Who Just Moved Into A New Apartment. This Is What My Dad Left Me"
"My Parents Went Through My Phone, Deleted Over 1500 Different Images And Videos, And Emptied The Trash Bin. I'm 15 And They Haven't Found Anything Bad On My Phone Ever"
"Offered My Ice Cream To My Son And He Gave Me This Back... He’s Clearly Not Yet Constrained By Standard Ice-Cream Etiquette"
"When My Husband Gets Mad At Me, He Puts Things Where I Can't Reach Them (I'm 5'3"). Then, He Hides My Step Ladder"
"I Tore My Rotator Cuff So My Husband Told Me He’d Finish The Interior Painting On Our Downstairs. He Says He’s Done"
"My Grandfather Asked My Little Brother If He Could Use His Batman Plushie To Light The Furnace. My Brother Refused, But Today We Woke Up To This"
"The Way My Boyfriend Puts Away The Utensils"
"Two-Year-Old Insisted That The Puzzle Is Built Like This"
"My Husband Throws Away Trash Directly Into The Pantry"
"My Parents Went Out Of Town, And Before They Left, My Dad Turned Off The Internet To All Of My Devices Except My Phone (He Forgot That One). I’m 18 And Pay The Bastard Rent"
"My Father Set A Password To The Thermostat"
"My Soon To Be Ex-Husband Has Been Taking Advantage Of Local Food Banks. He Ends Up Tossing Much Of It Out Because It Goes Bad, But He And I Can Easily Afford To Buy Food"
"The Way My Wife Eats The Muffins"
"My Poor Girlfriend Woke Up To Her Laptop With A Hot Iron On Top Of It Courtesy Of Her Brother"
"I Told My Son To Make Sure He Uses A Clip To Close The Chips Bag When He Is Done"
"My Dad Says I Don't Deserve Or Need A Doorknob"
"My Girlfriend: "I Couldn't Fit It In The Freezer." I Hereby Apologize To The Whole French Nation"
"My Dad Is Watching Videos While Driving. Then He Yells At My Mother For Looking Up A Number For Work (He Doesn't Even Have A Job)"
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Must have been doing an interpretive dance routine while spreading the salt...
indeed, all of them cases for the loony bin
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
Also, normally these are whimsical and funny, this time some of these are legit abuse and the ops should go after monetary repayment in small claims court.
The pointy tip of the knife broke off.
don't threaten just do it.