“Found my phone with the snowblower. How much rice do I need to fix this?”
“I left them in the car all summer.”
“My new Ugg slippers are either fake or were terribly made.”
“A package with my $200 headphones arrived ripped open and empty.”
“Guess my sink couldn’t handle a ceramic soap dispenser falling from a few inches high.”
“Forgot to take my SD card out of the Switch I was putting back together after repair.”
“I was wondering why my heat pump couldn’t keep up.”
“The Uber Eats delivery guy literally pulled my pizza out of his backpack.”
“How do I start clearing my balcony without getting snow all over the carpet?”
“Spent 20 minutes making a fancy omelet burrito breakfast. Here’s how it turned out.”
“Told our landlord to replace our gas fireplace because it was leaking CO, came back to this monstrosity in our living room.”
“We found my wife’s phone in the toilet. We weren’t sure which of our three kids put it there, until my wife scrolled through her pictures.”
“Got my wedding pics back”
“My toddler and I went to the park, only to discover that the entire playground had been demolished.”
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#30 (Correction) 'Here's how your last day on the job went.'
Maybe smoke a smidge less pot (or at least eat junk food like a normal high person and not cook)
i hope, there is a lot of things damaged forever.
That's the Karma for not clearing the roof and harassing other drivers with your iceberg on top.
(The front window is clean, so, you must have been driving already)
#29 short thumb ?
He would've been pulling my foot out of his @$$.
Midge, right?