"We were called out to assess a failing deck on an ocean-front home, but the ocean had other plans."
"Interesting brickwork on that chimney you got there. Tell me you love controlled chaos without telling me you love controlled chaos."
"Here we have a floating post and pier. The room above must be fun for the kids, an in-house bounce house."
"I'll take signs you're having foundation issues for $100."
"Down the hill the fence goes and with it the homeowner’s backyard."
"Structural dust. Welp. Sir, your house is being supported by dust."
"A car plowed into the side of this church. We came out to inspect the structural damage, but the most impressive part was that there were no tire marks on the grass. It is completely pristine. How?Was it a flying car?"
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added Dutch screaming. Wooden foundation??