“I met Keanu Reeves while riding today.”
“My baby girl is 2 weeks old today, that hair!”
“My wife and I made a picture out of 8,240 pennies.”
“I lost my puppy on the bed...”
“This giant Pez dispenser my mom has that shoots out entire packs of Pez instead of individual pieces”
“Almost accidentally sat on my dog today.”
“This restaurant included ’fire’ in the bill.”
“This vending machine melting under the rural sun”
“My hair had 15 split ends.”
“This men’s toilet has a headrest.”
“This bread sponge my mother gave me”
“Ice formed in the shape of a person after a winter storm.”
“Our cleaning company for work sent us chocolates with pictures of cleaning equipment for Christmas.”
“My kiwi was seedless.”
“Someone transporting a velociraptor”
"This guy’s foot looks like it’s broken."
“A friendly parrot landed on my book as I was trying to identify it!”
“The reflection of the lamp gave my sunglasses ’googly eyes.’”
“I couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t put my shoes on. It’s because my 6-year-old pulled a great prank.”
“This building I’m in has chairs and desks mounted on the wall.”
“I can lift my ring finger.”
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