“It took 2 hours to untangle this mess.”
“When your 4 and 6-year-old beg to give you a makeover, you say yes.”
“I turned my back for just 5 minutes and they made ’popcorn angels.’”
“You’ve heard of elf on the shelf. How about... wait, what the heck is wrong with my kids?”
“My daughter told me that her car wasn’t working.”
“’I don’t want anymore, dad’.”
“Going to the bathroom with a 2-year-old in the house.”
“When I was younger, I thought it was a great idea to shave my eyebrows off.”
“The consequences of oversleeping with a 4-year-old in the house.”
“Thankfully, Google is there for the really tough questions my 3-year-old has.”
“Here’s an abandoned apple.”
“Hide and seek with my 2-year-old.”
“I told my 8-year-old to put the dryer sheets where all the laundry stuff goes.”
“My son was ’looking for Santa.’”
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What 2-year-old?
I know, right? "Nice" dinner facilities wouldn't supply crayons and children's activity placemats. And, definitely would not tolerate bare feet sticking up in the air, no matter how cute it looks.