The Constant Performance: Married Life (18 PICS)

Posted in PICTURES       2 Feb 2023       3258       10 GALLERY VIEW

“My wife’s pregnancy photo shoot dressed as Vecna from Stranger Things”

“My husband did the laundry.”

“My wife got mad at me for the sandwich I made. I can’t seem to figure out why.”

“Told my husband I wanted a cat, and this is the label he put on one of my gifts...”

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“From my wedding a while ago — in the first picture my mother-in-law was telling my husband she wanted grandkids, and the bottom picture was his reaction.”

“I just saw the look I was giving to my wife’s grandmother at my wedding.”

“I guess I’m still getting used to this whole marriage thing.”

“My wife and daughter and my ’extremely boring’ puzzle they weren’t interested in for the last 20 minutes”

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“My wife thought she was sneaky hiding cookies in the sewing kit.”

“My wife went to the flea market and brought home a wall decoration for the bathroom.”

“My colorblind husband did the laundry.”

“My wife bought a mirror sticker for the garage gym. Looks great!”

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“My husband and I don’t own a cat but have mentioned we’re thinking of getting one. This is our Christmas haul. Now we need to get a cat.”

“My husband says he’s never had any desire to ever cheat. I mean it’s comforting to hear but his shoe rotation already told me that.”

“I caught my wife throwing these away last night. I grabbed them out of the trash for our boys.”

“A Van Gogh birthday cake my husband made me — I loved it.”

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“Asked my husband to hand-whip some heavy cream. Hear strange noises and walk in on this.”

“What I love about my parents is that after 41 years of marriage, they still know how to embarrass their kids.”



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Midge 1 year ago
#6 i think the photographer was definitely catching that moment...down her dress
       
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Waldo 1 year ago
Midge,

childish
       
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Roy 1 year ago
#11 It actually looks like you might be the color blind one.
I don't see any color bleed-through in the grey.
       
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Bedelia 1 year ago
#7 so he is doing both jobs? putting it up and also down? where is 50/50, or even 100/100?
       
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Alphus 1 year ago
Bedelia,
I make sure I put both the seat and the lid down after I use the toilet, because if I have to raise and lower one or both to use it, she can at least lift the lid to use it. But does she ever lower the lid after she is done? ...No.
       
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Roy 1 year ago
Alphus,
I close both because of vapor spray, but only because my Wife insists.
       
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Deliverance 1 year ago
#7 its 2023, why aren't women putting the seat up for men
       
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Roy 1 year ago
Deliverance,
Same reason I hold the door for both women and men.
Training. And civility and etiquette.
All three of the above are basically the same.
       
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Justina 1 year ago
Deliverance,
I put the seat down for my wife, and she leaves it up for me.
       
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Waldo 1 year ago
#2 you bought a red contaminant.
       
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