"This chorizo package is rather honest about which parts of the cow it’s made from."
"They made Oreo-flavored Oreos."
"This pizza shop offers two types of straws, but questions your reasoning"
"My firewood had a pine cone inside the tree"
"The way the snow stuck to my car, making it look cel shaded"
"I was taking a picture of this cloud that looks like a feather when a bird flew into the shot."
"Found this tiny house built in a tree in the middle of a forest"
"My kitchen knife says "German" on one side, and "China" on the other."
"Target shipped me one feather per box"
"My closest gas station now has washer fluid stations too."
"My university library has a dispenser for study utensils"
"I got this Coca-Cola can on the plane that was ribbed at the top"
"There's one red hair amongst my black hair in my beard."
"39 year old can of Pac-Man pasta by Chef Boyardee"
"The original phone still installed inside my 1930’s apartment"
"This wood I split for fire has a unique patter on the inside like it’s been shocked"
Oh Good Grief, and I spelled "Wood" Would.
The only logical explanation is hibernating long-legged Alien millipedes that are now running amok in the country side.
I mean...duh.
The labeling is not plausible.
Usuallay, the tag is "Made in Germany" and even without the "Made in", the country's name has a typo.
It's german (<-- adjective) Chrome-Molybdän-Vanadium-steel, processed into a knife in China.
I think I've had that one (they sell it at Wal-Mart) and while I wish I hadn't read the ingredients it tasted fine (actually it was quite tasty)...
#8 Vapo-Rub, is just called, "Balls."
You obviously don't understand the reason behind a tongue piercing.
Might have something to do with changes in pressure at various altitudes.