“I lost $350 three months ago. I found it in my 4-year-old’s room.”
“The contents of my 8-year-old daughter’s pencil box”
“Is that a chunk of asphalt?”
“Yes.”
“This house was recently newly painted.”
“My 3-year-old nephew found the best hide-and-seek spot!”
“My younger cousin insists on painting my fingertips instead of my nails.”
“A kid pooed in the pool in Vegas and now the pool is shut down. Thanks, kid.”
“My kid’s favorite ’present’ is a raw egg my brother-in-law handed him. He has zero interest in actual presents.”
“Maybe not the best strategy...”
“I could hear him snoring but I couldn’t find him...”
“My 2-year-old using her binoculars to look at ants”
“My toddler bites the iPad screen because he likes to watch my world burn.”
“Not sure if Brie is my favorite nephew anymore.”
“Guess who found the diaper rash cream?”
“Now that’s snow shoveling with efficiency!”
“He’s mad that I hugged his sister first.”
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Your brother isn’t very bright, huh?
be glad they do.