"She Left Me For Another Woman On Valentine's Day"
"You Know It's Valentine's Day When All The Ladies' Razors Are Sold Out"
"The Ice Cream Cake I Ordered For Valentine’s Day Said “I Love You” But Some Of The Letters Fell Off During Transit"
"So, I Got My Wife A Balloon For Valentine's Day"
"My Pup Decided To Help Me Get Extra Sexy For My Wife For Valentine's Day"
"Girlfriend Called Dominos To Send Me A Surprise Heart-Shape Valentine's Day Pizza While I'm On A Business Trip"
"What I Found The Day After Valentine's Day"
"Went To Panda Express With My Girlfriend For Valentine's Day"
"Happy Valentine’s Day. When Your Sweet Husband Thinks He Should Hide Flowers Overnight In The Car. Guess Whose Roses Froze And Are Sitting In An Ice Block"
"My Friend Owns A Florist Shop, And She Posted Her And Her Employees' Hands From The Week Of Valentine's Day"
"Beautiful Flowers I Got My Wife From Pro Flowers For Valentine's Day"
"Coworkers Made Each Other Paper Hearts For Valentine's Day And I’m Literally The Only One In My 12-Person Office That Didn’t Have One Made For Them"
"Went To The Grand Canyon For Valentine's Day. It Was Awesome"
"My Partner And I Both Got Food Poisoning On Valentine's Day. I Had Bad Sushi, And My Girlfriend Accidentally Had Gluten. We're Taking Turns In The Hotel's Bathroom"
"Well, That Was A Quick Valentine's Day'
"My Kid Got This In A Valentine's Day Goodie Bag At School. It's A Crayon"
"So 1800 Flowers Forgot To Include Flowers In My Order. Now They Refuse To Refund Me My Money"
"The Valet Driver For The Hotel I Stayed At With My Girlfriend For Valentine’s Day Decided To Take My Car For A Joy Ride"
"After tipping him he specifically said, “don’t worry, I got your baby”. Then he proceed to run my car up a curb later that day."
"For Our Valentine's Tea, My Little Girls Wanted Chicken Nuggets. I Made These From Scratch. They Were Supposed To Be Love Hearts"
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