This boyfriend who took a nap while cooking:
This girlfriend who could've just used a coaster:
This boyfriend who "didn't finish the bag" so he wouldn't have to buy a replacement:
This girlfriend who ate the chocolate chips out of the cookies:
This boyfriend who needs to learn how to clean up his own messes:
This girlfriend who is incapable of finishing a bottle of ketchup:
This boyfriend who hung the clock up:
This girlfriend who "cut" the potatoes in half by biting them:
This boyfriend who really restocked the toilet paper:
This girlfriend with a unique way of eating pizza:
This boyfriend who did the dishes, but left the sink a nasty mess:
This girlfriend who could just throw the shells away:
This boyfriend who didn't care to hang his towel on the designated towel hook:
This girlfriend who apparently prefers the center bit of a cheesecake:
This boyfriend who just couldn't quite reach the soap dish:
This girlfriend who only made things more complicated for herself and everyone else:
This boyfriend who was conveniently at work when his partner found his freezer failure:
This girlfriend who can't be trusted to load the dishwasher:
This boyfriend who left a hairy mess right after his partner cleaned the bathroom:
This girlfriend who doesn't have a care in the world:
Finally, this boyfriend who "refilled" the dish soap:
How come "piss bottles" is a term I come across here so much? Is that really a thing?