“Went to the alley for a little bit of practice. I guess I’ll go home now.”
“Just got home from the psych ward. Their parting gift was a sticker on my phone case that won’t come off.”
This person who forgot to change their registration tags, so their homeowners association thought it would be a perfect idea to put a sticker?? on their window??:
This person, who checked into their hotel room only to learn that using the mini fridge inside their room will be a whopping $50:
"Our poor boy Michael, who started a new job, was given a uniform with his name spelled wrong, and was told that if he wanted it spelled correctly, he'd have to pay for it:"
This person, who went to the ER for a rabies shot after getting bitten by an unfamiliar dog (aka what you're supposed to do) and was basically told "no <3 come back if you do have rabies though!":
This person, who got a ticket for "parking on the grass":
This person, who bought "extra cookie" cookies and cream ice cream and got.............this:
This poor employee who explained that the soap dispenser at work was always empty, so another employee wrote “fill me, you cheapskates” on it...and management removed the soap dispenser altogether:
This person, who was really looking forward to having some pad Thai for lunch, but SURPRISE, they actually got lasagna:
This person who was looking forward to the fancy ~woo we made it through the conference!~ dinner with their colleagues and was given this as their vegan-friendly dinner:
This student who got a ZERO on their paper for *checks notes* not stapling it:
The poor parent who has to figure out how "fin" starts with the letter "N" on their kid's homework:
This person, who bought a knife sharpener, but.......their knife is too dull to open the packaging:
“One of the cashiers at my job accepted this money from a customer.”
“I’ve done this to about 6 chargers this year.”
“I ordered melty 3-cheese loaded tots.”
“My cat was being too quiet, now I know why.”
“The server left kind messages on our drinks. I feel like mine’s missing something.”
“Halloween platter expectation vs reality”
“Was untying my shoe with an earbud hanging out. It doesn’t work anymore.”
“I bought my kid a drone for Christmas, but the wife doesn’t love it.”
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"mini fridge", *scoffs* Sir, we would prefer if you called it by its proper name: "refreshment center".
...Plus tip
Thats more than that. The only cure for rabies is a vax-shot, otherwise it is totally lethal. And when you show sympthoms it would be too late anyway
#29 I'd unplug it just for sh1ts and giggles. If they complain - I didn't use it.
#31 Sure and when you return you get another slip explaining how to set up your will, purchase an urn and arrange your own funeral services.
#33 Be thankful, it could have had 20% less cookie pieces....
#34 Sharpie in a sign that says - As per management, rub here for soap.
not peas either
Doh
Some of these are luck, others are just stupid people who literally did it to themselves