’’My friend’s water froze in his trailer home while he was away during Christmas.’’
"Remember this when considering doing your makeup in the car."
’’Accidentally simmered the absorbent pad when making homemade chicken broth. Everything has to go in the trash.’’
’’My boot fell apart in the middle of a long hike in the snow!’’
"A carefree walk in the sun sometimes comes with an unexpected memento."
"Just when you think your day can’t get any more bizarre..."
’’Turned on the wrong burner making dinner. RIP brownies.’’
’’In the middle of the night, I apparently thought this was my earbuds case.’’
’’Dude, where’s my car? Lake Tahoe, 2023’’
’’I spilled 50,000 2-mm glass beads on the ground and I now have to sort them by hand.’’
’’Someone left their phone in a public bathroom stall.’’
’’Middle of the work day and this decides to happen.’’
’’Opened a can of beans to find no beans at all.’’
’’I’m really trying not to read too much into this.’’
“My cutting board delivered with a small defect”
“My neighbor got drunk and drove through fresh concrete.”
“Well.. Dish soap is not meant for the dishwasher I guess”
“Fantastic, how’s your day going?”
“Sh#t. I was wondering why it wasn’t sanding evenly…”
“My New Screen Protector came in Today! Finally!”
“We got that indoor swimming pool we never wanted.”
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"mini fridge", *scoffs* Sir, we would prefer if you called it by its proper name: "refreshment center".
...Plus tip
Thats more than that. The only cure for rabies is a vax-shot, otherwise it is totally lethal. And when you show sympthoms it would be too late anyway
#29 I'd unplug it just for sh1ts and giggles. If they complain - I didn't use it.
#31 Sure and when you return you get another slip explaining how to set up your will, purchase an urn and arrange your own funeral services.
#33 Be thankful, it could have had 20% less cookie pieces....
#34 Sharpie in a sign that says - As per management, rub here for soap.
not peas either
Doh
Some of these are luck, others are just stupid people who literally did it to themselves