“My 1-year-old sister ate my jury duty card.”
“Wanted to play with Mom’s makeup.”
“Mom! I made scrambled eggs!”
“How my 4-year-old ate her pizza for lunch today”
“My friend’s 5-year-old drew a picture of me in the Christmas card they gave us. I think he nailed it.”
“So I caught my son making ’potions.’”
“My daughter was being too quiet so I went to check on her.”
“My 2-year-old cousin is genuinely in love with her skeleton.”
“I really need to figure out what they are doing to my son at school.”
“Imagination Level 100. Someone drew a pillow with chalk, then lay down for a nap.”
“My son found my ’fishing rods.’”
“My daughter backed into a light pole and promptly got out of the vehicle and fled the scene. Her very first hit and run.”
“Every family has that one kid.”
“My daughter made ’ground meat’ Rice Krispies treats.”
“My son dropped his phone in the toilet and opened a brand new bag of risotto to dry it out.”
“Playing hide and seek with a toddler is always a thrill.”
“He was mad that he didn’t get to go to Taco Bell, so he tried to eat a cardboard box.”
“What my 2-year-old does when I say I’m not opening any more candy for him tonight”
“I’ve been searching for my keys all day.”
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it's not like they stay like that forever..
What, her ovaries?