“First there was crying and then there was laughing. Much laughing. Don’t worry, the baby is fine.”
“My 3-year-old bit my thumb.”
“My niece just got upgraded from a crib to a single bed...”
“Lukas strikes again. Why?”
“My neighbor’s toddler was a little too quiet.”
“Nephew tried his new air soft gun on my phone.”
“My brother crying because we’re burning some wood in the fireplace.”
“My 4 year old’s work of art.”
“My son, forever falling asleep in the most random, and uncomfortable, crazy positions...”
“3-year-old asked if he could have a muffin. I said yes. This one’s on me.”
“Would not stop crying until she got her own cone of shame.”
“My son bit the directional pad off the remote.”
“Kid was swimming in Target!”
“Found my camera on the floor and asked my kid if he’d been fiddling with it, ’no, of course not daddy!’”
“This keeps happening to her.”
“Silence is golden — unless you have a toddler. Then it is suspicious.”
“The 4-year-old got to choose his own dinner. It smells EXACTLY how you think it does.”
“The card my 7-year -old son gave me today that I will cherish forever”
“My 6-year-old made this stick person and I die every time I look at it.”
it's not like they stay like that forever..
What, her ovaries?