“Came across this photo I took from 2004 up the road where I lived. How did this happen? Idk.”
“Waiting to get my driver’s license renewed but I don’t have paper with me.”
“How my dog sits in the car”
“Hide and seek in my son’s hospital room”
“I received a comedically large spoon.”
“My wife had a tortilla blanket, so I got a cheese blanket so we could make a quesadilla blanket.”
“My 2-year-old had the genius idea of putting our new chick on his Tech Deck.”
“My partner hates ’normal’ V-Day trappings, joked the only bouquet she wanted had chicken tenders and breadsticks. That’s what she got.”
“Hide and seek”
“My hungry boy wanting the crust — he acts like I starve him.”
“In college, I had a professor that didn’t want anyone to feel left out on Valentine’s Day, so he passed around a box for everyone to pick out a ’gift’ to take home.”
“Our one-eyed and newly 3-legged dog just got his wheelchair today!”
“My grandpa still has his balloons up that we got him weeks ago after he got out of the hospital.”
“Rory got spayed and gave my wife the most unsure grin.”
Go ask your Mom.
contrary to #16, you still have your b@lls.