“My buddy jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach.”
“The foreign worker didn’t understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted.”
“First bubble bath in nearly 35 years — did I do something wrong?”
“Need an honest opinion on a rough draft of a portrait I made. This is my first drawing doing a portrait of my nephew.”
“Okay, who did this and who is Karl?”
“My boyfriend said he needed a watch, so I sent this to him as a gift.”
“I went to Taco Bell, and I own a label maker.”
“Saw this in the middle of the night after taking a picture. I now believe I’m being followed by plastic skeletons...”
“Saw this good boi at Costco today.”
“Saw this crack at Home Depot and couldn’t resist a superhero stance.”
“Even Predator has a morning commute...”
“Fire walking, parent edition”
“There are 2 types of people...”
“We call it risky Jenga”
“This car covered in nickels”
“When your husband finds your hairbrush...”
#15 Your hairbrush looks like a baby