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Armilda 1 year ago
#3

what about the owners arm?

Imagine waking upafter the 1st night, she's laying on your arm and her makeup is worn off.
There ARE situations, where you would rather chew your arm off, than to wake her up again...

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Clum 1 year ago
#10 I live in Florida and have been through many hurricanes', and never had a ban on alcohol. Many times I've bought alcohol the day before the storm.
       
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Trina 1 year ago
Clum,

"Florida Man Buys Alcohol For Hurricane Party, Found Dead Eleven Miles From House Naked, With D@#k Stuck In Alligator."
       
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Michelle 1 year ago
#11 "No guns?! This is 'Murica damnnit!"
"Doesn't say anything about explosives."
"Kids, grab the dynamite! We're goin' fishin'! Yeehaw!"
       
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Will You Marry Me? After My Gonorrhea Clears Up

 

In Nebraska, it is illegal to marry someone with a sexually transmitted infection. The law reads,“No person who is afflicted with a venereal disease shall marry in this state.”

 

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