Teachers Can’t Mention Hand-holding
In Tennessee, the Gateway Sexual Behavior Law prohibits teachers from discussing anything that could be considered a “gateway” to sex. Kissing? Hand-holding? Not around these parts! What about flirting? “Are you from Tennessee?”
what about the owners arm?
Imagine waking upafter the 1st night, she's laying on your arm and her makeup is worn off.
There ARE situations, where you would rather chew your arm off, than to wake her up again...
"Florida Man Buys Alcohol For Hurricane Party, Found Dead Eleven Miles From House Naked, With D@#k Stuck In Alligator."
"Doesn't say anything about explosives."
"Kids, grab the dynamite! We're goin' fishin'! Yeehaw!"