“Found my camera on the floor and asked my kid if he’d been fiddling with it, ’no, of course not, daddy!’”
“A novel way to disapprove your dad’s wedding.”
“My toddler decided to ’help cooking’ today.”
“Playing hide and seek. Can’t find the kid ANYWHERE!”
“Opened the fridge to find out my 3-year-old decided to help me put the eggs in it.”
“Would not stop crying until she got her own cone of shame.”
“I commend my boy for always opening bags in the most unacceptable manner possible.”
“3-year-old asked if he could have a muffin. I said yes. This one’s on me.”
“Temper tantrum because he can’t make gloves fit his feet.”
“Asked my youngest to clean his desk, so he could at least work on it. I did not know what to expect, but I think he wins.”
“My brother is crying because we’re burning some wood in the fireplace.
“I think my daughter was a cat in a past life. She’ll find any empty box and sit in it.”
“She wanted to make ’Potty Soup.’”
“My 2-year-old is using her binoculars to look at ants.”
“My 3-year-old bit my thumb.”
“My friend’s son struggling to pick up a book.”
“She absolutely hates family photos...”
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Yep. Most can be opened with a coat hanger.
Actually, in the Inuit culture, the highest complement you can give a parent is that they have a fat kid.
Says the troll with no kids.