“Our boy locked himself in the bathroom.”
“That smirking face! So proud of her work.”
“I tried turning on the TV and it wouldn’t turn on. I opened the remote and found this.”
“First thing he does...”
“My kid wanted to be festive while maintaining a sense of privacy.”
“We decided to invite all the kids to our wedding and they gave us amazing moments like this!”
“My kid decided that he wanted pepperoni pancakes.”
“My kid wanted to be a campfire.”
“My son doesn’t like yogurt apparently.”
“When you can’t sit in your chair because the babies just finished their dinner and need their sleep.”
“My son’s ice cream top experience”
“The kid was swimming in Target!”
“My son playing hide and seek at my parent’s house.”
“My 5-month-old daughter just realized we own a cat.”
“The true face of victory.”
“Whoever has children, I think you understand why he lies here.”
“Coworker’s daughter tried picking the lock to his car and got the barrette stuck.”
"That frightened face when coming down the slide."
“My wife showed me this photo she took of our daughters. ’That’s cute, they’re copying each other,’ I said. Then she zoomed in on me.”
“My son wanted to feel like he had an important role in helping me cook. Told him to keep an eye on the oven tray.”
Yep. Most can be opened with a coat hanger.
Actually, in the Inuit culture, the highest complement you can give a parent is that they have a fat kid.
Says the troll with no kids.