“The candle is actually butter to dip the bread in.”
“The zip on my new lunch bag is a tiny spoon”
“My daughter has had a red mark on her cheek for years, in the exact same spot I had a red mark on my cheek for years as a child.”
“Our waiter at Olive Garden gave us a to-go box full of mints”
“I got this balloon in 1998 and it’s still inflated!”
“We received a letter from the woman who lived in my apartment 70 years ago, and she’d like to visit.”
“When I microwave my coffee in this mug, it comes out the handle.”
“My university still uses this wood-paneled stapler from the 70s.”
“Someone paid with a 1934 $5 bill at my work today.”
“Just an alligator chilling in Disney World, Florida.”
“Napoleonic war chestpiece damage caused by a cannonball.”
"Homeless man in Silicon Valley with VR headset"
"These Bars of soap at the hotel I'm staying at has the National Human Trafficking Hotline"
"Found a Pizza Hut that still does the buffet and indoor seating"
"I went to a pub in London that had an 'L' shaped pool table"
"Cici’s apparently has a “pizza challenge” it allows customers to do for a prize of $300"
"This McDonalds in Venice sells mini pizza calzones"
"This bedroom on a balcony"
"Plug has a diagram showing the layout of its wires inside and shows which is the ground"
"Encountered a Road Runner on my travels today"
Actually many (German sushi) are from the wrong lists.
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#34 that would be a grotesque!
A gargoyle has drain water running through it exeting it's mouth.
*https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/grotesque*
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargoyle*