“A shower curtain for our irregularly shaped bathroom wall/ceiling”
“Wish I could say ’catch and release’ but they came home with me.”
“I found a whole box of aliens at Goodwill today.”
“My apartment, which was renovated from a jailhouse used in the 1800s”
“There’s one red hair amongst my black hair in my beard.”
“I saw a pool inside a living room today.”
“My daughter got a globe ball with only America on it.”
“While microwaving a potato, my plate broke in an aesthetically pleasing way.”
“This building I’m in has a hole that goes across all the floors.”
“Our fish fingers contained one super long finger.”
“This guy made pants from all the festival hats from previous years.”
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Yep. Scissors work great for cutting pizza.
It’s actually part of the North America continent, but geopolitically it’s considered part of Europe.
In some countries dogs that are not claimed or adopted within a set amount of time are put down. I'd consider adoption from such a shelter a rescue.
that is a pretty long way to say "im an idiot"
#26... Surprisingly! Not as uncommon as you would think. What a waste of money, time and effort
#41... What would you like him to do instead... Sit there with your package and wait until you return home maybe??
First comment was RE: #13..