“I think my attempt at growing tomatoes turned out rather well.”
“I think I left a window open last night, not sure.”
“Nothing beats a nice cycle lane on fresh tarmac.”
“Sometimes I get a little dirty at work.”
“We put food outside for a stray cat but a random chicken out of nowhere started eating it.”
“I now remember that yesterday I wanted a cool soda.”
“My 5-year-old sitting after stomping off in frustration is a whole mood.”
“My jeans were getting a little too distressed, so I sewed doilies into them.”
“An alternative solution to keep ants away from doughnuts”
“I think I’m going to need a bigger bucket.”
“I guess this means we’re done swinging for the day...”
“Looks like I’m going to be late to work today.”
“My company wanted to make our fountain pink for breast cancer awareness. Didn’t quite get it right.”
“I think this speaks for itself...”
“I may be late for work.”
no, it's just more catfood