“My girlfriend ran out of ice, so she used frozen veggies.”
“The hairbrush my daughter leaves hanging in the shower”
“Hired a local contractor to fix a leak under my kitchen sink a few years ago. Installing a dishwasher today, and this is how he repaired it.”
“There was a lovely little tree in that pot when I went to bed last night.”
“The blizzard blew the door of my garage open yesterday.”
“Got my car totaled by another driver with no insurance, license, or license plate. It got paid off last year.”
“This is supposed to be a ’medium’ burger.”
“My sisters are having ’Junior Senior Wars’ at their high school. This is how my car looked when I woke up.”
“What a view!”
“Pulled the foil off of this to see what was in it, and it’s empty!! And still in the fridge!”
“People who do this are just the worst.”
“Passengers after a flight”
"Food-share bags that Starbucks supposedly donates found in a dumpster in Grand Prairie, Texas."
“I live with monsters.”
Not true, unfortunately. I've worked in property maintenance for over 40 years, and I've seen things that made this duct tape repair look reasonable.