“Anyone else have a baby beaver? My solution to his crib biting!”
“My 3-year-old scares me.”
“Pours a brand-new bag of chips into the dog bowl, just to eat it out of the bowl.”
“Apparently my child was enticed by the irresistible lotion pump.”
“Tell me you have a 3-year-old without telling me you have a 3-year-old.”
“Little bundle of joy.”
“At least they’re honest.”
“My kid came home from the bus stop and declared that he had found a ‘stick of pie.’ Then he pulled this from his jacket.”
“So my kids made a snowman and found Halloween eyes...”
“My then-7-year-old son asking the important questions”
“My youngest kid hid his leftover French fries in the fruit bowl, so his older brother wouldn’t find and eat them. It worked!”
“My kid wanted to ’open’ the banana by herself this morning.”
“It is International Hot Chocolate Day, so my son made chocolate Play Doh at pre-school.”
“My daughter told me we only had a little milk left in the fridge.”
“Got my toddler new shoes over the weekend. He just threw one of them into the fireplace.”
“My son decided that taking the labels off everything was a great idea.”
“My daughter just said, ‘Here, Papa’ and put these in my pocket. I have no idea which piece of cheap furniture is now dangerously unstable.”
I thought I was the only person alive without psycho kids until I saw your comment.
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#30 Totally on you!