“I turned my back for one second, and my son decided to make an omelette.”
“The aftermath of my daughter and her Barbies after using my tub tonight”
“Heard my fiancé’s son say, ‘Uh Oh’ while he was playing with the cat.”
“Here’s what happened to the 65-inch OLED that I just bought last April after 4 months of saving.”
“She’s 2 weeks old, and she’s already judging me.”
“My 2-year-old son made a puzzle.”
“My daughter found glitter.”
“Stepped out to put the roast in the oven. Came back and my 2-year-old handed me this. Should not have left my purse in the living room.”
“My 3-year-old son found my wallet when I was cooking during arts and crafts time.”
“My toddler dropped a dirty cat toy in my coffee and now both are ruined.”
“I spent 45 minutes scrubbing.”
“Didn’t notice the cardboard book thrown inside my toddler’s laundry basket and created paper mâché inside my washing machine.”
“My 2-year-old got into the pancake mix while I was in the shower.”
“2-year-old art on my wife’s best shoes.”
“My son put his toy ball into an empty water jug, and now I can’t get it out.”
“My 3-year-old decided to put lipstick on everywhere except for her lips.”
I thought I was the only person alive without psycho kids until I saw your comment.
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#30 Totally on you!