“My dog doing his best to catch a frisbee.”
“My wife has a habit of holding my hand when she’s asleep. I rotated to the other end of the bed so I can watch anime and not wake her up and this is what happened last night.”
“My cat snuck in the basement while I was priming the furnace...”
“My dad made a logic map to help him when he argues with my mom.”
“Mom! You’ve made a huge mistake!”
“Some restrooms require a sacrifice...”
“A friend of mine called a restaurant about a spelling mistake on their sign. And they changed it.”
“We bought T-Rex arms for our chickens.”
“A 5-year-old student found the answers in the back of the book.”
“The Halloween costumes of Neil Patrick Harris and his family”
“My buddy is going through a divorce and just found out his wife’s family is still using his Amazon Prime Video account after a year of her not signing in, so he did this.”
“My neighbor’s ’bills mailbox’”
“You like krabby patties, don’t you, Squidward?”
“My wife placed Xena in the shower. Scares me every time.”
“I mixed hot water, vinegar and baking soda. Left the pan in it for 40 minutes. Then I rinsed it, and it was still the same, so I bought a new one.”
no, if you have foster kids, you can't post them on social media.
(For foster children there are other rules, sure, but those are the exceptions.)